West PUA

Saturday 12th January 2008

About eight o’clock I phone my friend for the pre-party location. Unfortunately, he’s gone. I message some other AFC friend, and I get invited to a birthday party. I show up about 10 o’clock, and know most of the people there. Me and my friend get drunk, and take a taxi to the city at 11:30. We flirt relentlessly with the female cab driver, who agrees to turn of the taximeter in return for some money.

We enter a karaoke bar, and it’s pretty dead. We hang there for ten minutes, when a work colleague shows up with a friend I’ve never seen before. Both are pretty hot, about 8. My friend talks to the work colleague, I to her friend. She’s dark haired and has a nice slender body. I’m leaned against the bar. She rubs her ass against me obviously as she orders beer. The four of us go to sit at a table. HBFriendofKat sits beside me, but leaves, I have no idea where. HBKat talks to my friend.

I look around, and some girl, a 6, catches my eye, comes up to me and says to me “Ohh yeah, you’re sexy“, sits on my lap and tounges me down and grabs for my crotch. I haven’t said anything yet. I see HBFriendOfKat coming back from the corner of my eye, she just turns and walk away. Saw her with some guy later. HB6 has bad breath. Or it’s me, I don’t know. She’s blonde but kind if plump, but not outright fat. Definitley doable. She says “Let’s go“, but I’m hesitant as I’m leaving for the Army in a week and want to spend time with my friends and have more fun. “Maybe later“, I say. She seems pissed and walks off. She avoids EC when walking by later.

Me, my friend and HBKat walks outside, and I meet some friends of me. One of them, Kriss, joins us later in the bar. Several people from the pre-party arrives, and I’m on fire. I hold hardcore EC with all chicks worthy, and when they hold it, I bite my finger as in “You’re trouble!“. I was lording the place. Me and Kriss talks beside the dance floor. I keep getting EC from all chicks in the place. I see two hot, tall, slim chicks on the dancfloor, and the blonde is looking at me, I just smile mischieviously and bite my finger. The other was foreign and cute. Ten seconds later, the blonde drags me onto the dancefloor. I’m dancing in the middle of two hot chicks, with my arms around them. I walk off, should’ve isolated but don’t, and sit at a table.

More friends arrive and sit at the table. Kriss’ sister gives me a hug, and I say “What’s that smell? Hmm, good“, and smells her neck, for social proof. She was easily the hottest girl in the place. Girls from work I don’t know that well, comes up during most of the night, and I hug everybody. Just do a hug gesture, and let the girls lean in and hug.

Later, the bar close and Kriss the driver dissappears. I walk around alone, and meet several other friends and relatives I haven’t seen in a long time. Kriss calls and drives up beside me. There are already one passenger I know in the front seat, and Kriss is in the drivers seat. We pick up his Kriss’ brother, and he asks to give some girl a lift in the same direction we’re going. She’s hot, HB9, blonde curly hair and cute. I greet her, exchange names, which I forget after 5 seconds. I ask her if she’s Camilla, and works at my place. She says she’s not, and apolgizes. I laugh at her. We let off Kriss’ older brother, so it’s just me and HBCurlyhair in the bakseat.

I push/pull, just making fun of her and having a good time. Pushing her away physically when she leans in too much and such. I sit at the right-hand site, and I don’t move towards her in any way.

We’re stopped by the police because of speeding. Or as Kriss put it, they knew that we knew that they knew that we were speeding. They couldn’t do anything other than ask for drivers license.

We continue driving home, and I continue gaming her.

West: Hey, sit closer to me.
HBCurlyhair: Why?
West: So you’re closer to me.

HBCurlyhair: *studpid shit*
West: ha, ha
HBCurlyhair: If you don’t behave, I’ll have Kriss make you walk home.
West: That’s the most stupid shit I’ve ever heard, we’d throw you out first, just for fun, right Kriss!?
Kriss: Yeah!
West: Ha, ha, bitch!
HBCurlyhair: *laughing and further realizing we’re not AFCs*

Just random on top of the head stuff like that. She says she’s going to make a hamburger for herself when she comes home. She’s also declaring how much see looks forward to sleeping. We get at her place, and I say “You’re making me a burger“. She says she has a boyfriend. We’re at her place now, so she gets out. Damn.

I should have at least have number closed her earlier, just handed her her phone and told her to enter her number. I should have kinoed more, and started to close earlier, found out the logistics, if her boyfriend were home and if she lived alone.

It was fun though.

Bros’ before hoes.